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Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. Oh, theres champagne in the champagne room But, you don't want champagne, you want sex. And theres no sex, in the champagne room. Dont go to parties with metal detectors. If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40! Young black men: If you go to a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot, Let it slide! Why spend the next 20 years in jail b-cuz Someone smudged Your Puma! Absolutly, positively no sex in the champagne room.
LDS theology heavily promotes the idea that marriage and family are an important source of happiness in this life, not just the next. The intrusion into my life of an apparently irrational belief that was immune to my influence would have been felt more keenly every year. I can pray for and with my youngest daughter and bless her thru prayer.
